Linwood


1)the guy in computer cl-ss who always brings his ipod so you can jam to music.
2)abnormally tall, but cool as sh-t
linwood!
you got your ipod?
an upper-cl-ss hamlet in southern new jersey known for its wealthy residents, residential neighborhoods, and stylish and smart teenagers. linwood teens vacation on long beach island, take advanced placement and honors cl-sses, and wear uggs. they also drive expensive cars like jaguars, bmws, and rolls royces and are envied by less wealthy kids.
that girl is carrying a louis vuitton handbag, wearing an alexander mcqueen fur wrap, a shirt from abercrombie & fitch, a belt from dolce & gabbana, a skirt from dior, and ugg boots. she must be from linwood.
not the worst middle school in middles-x, nj but pretty bad. ethnicity is mostly white on state average 57% then blacks, asians, and hispanics. problem with this school is bomb threats, smoke bombs(sometimes), the girls suck and are too preppy and popular b-tchy like,6th graders think there the sh-t, our football team sucked b-lls this year and probably will continue, other sports are ok, and the lunches f-cking suck, the only good thing is the chicken and they used to have the best fries.
linwood sucks donkey b-lls

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