Lion Diet


a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. a lion is not picky about what it eats. a lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree
jill- honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
jack- its because i am on the lion diet.
jill- what does that mean?
jack- i eat what i want, when i want it. then ill take a nice nap.

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