Lion King
fistting a girl in her -ss and v-g-n- and lifting her over your head
after watching the movie my girl wanted me to lion king her
when having s-x, you pull out right before you -j-c-l-t-. go in your own hand. get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say “simba”.
“i used the lion king on my girlfriend last night”
the best disney movie. ever.
the lion king is great.
when you go all lion king on your phone, and put it high up in the air to get reception.
yesterday i was in the subway and had to go lion king on my phone to get some bars
my favourite movie and soundtrack of all time
can you feel the love tonight? the peace the evening brings
noun
1. a term used to describe the bizarre s-xual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, sh-gging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and -j-c-l-t-ng into the lion’s mouth.
“i finally crossed lion king off my bucket list…man, that was a lot of work!”
the act of making out with or fornicating on a inanimate object. often used in dares or bets. common forms: lionkinging(gerund), lionking(verb).
dude, go lionking that tree!
look! she is lionkinging that fire hydrant!
after s-x/whatever gets him off, the man takes a little of his junk, spreads a line on the girls forehead and whispers “simba”
holy sh-t, i lion kinged her last night.
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