lionel messi
when lions perform oral and -n-l s-x on each other, c-m on each other, and have a lot of fun. hence, the word messi.
d-mn, those two lions in the new york zoo are having a lionel messi!!!
young argentinian super-talent, showed impressive play at the u-20 world championships and continues to do so at fc barcelona.
often compared with diego “hands in mi pocket” maradona.
man did u see the u-20 world cup, lionel messi took every award there was lol!
a young argentine soccer star who currently plays for both argentina and f.c. barcelona. having dominated in the u-20 cup, he went on to become a all-time leading scorer for f.c. barcelona. he is often compared with diego maradona, who declared messi his prodigy.
c. ronaldo: how did barcelona win the club world cup?
pep guardiola: because we have lionel messi, thats how!
an argentinian motherf-cking midget that sucks at the beautiful game of soccer. he can scratch cristiano ronaldo’s b-lls. amen.
real madrid fan- cristiano ronaldo is the best!!!
barca fan- that guy is gay messi is better.
real madrid fan- why doesn’t messi tell that to his face? oh wait he’s a f-cking midget. he can’t reach him. and lionel messi is gay with ibrahimovic
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