Lionspread
the spreading of the -ss cheeks to stop the chaffing after sh-tting all day from lionshead beer, or any other beer that causes exceptional defecation the day after.
john: “why you walkin like dat youngboul?”
tyler: “i have to pull the lionspread, cause my -sshole is on fire from sh-tting today from the lionshead last night.”
john: “f-ck-a alls da lionhead, the day afta is like charizard is spittin fire on your brown eye.”
tyler: “…trills.”
Read Also:
- Grusome Twosome
two aliens that are trying to get home, but in the process, enjoy the odd alcoholic beverage and crazy party. can often be seen walking in fields dressed as bears and walking over motorway bridges, whilst slipping on ice. they are unable to climb over barbed wire and dont mind being in freezing conditions. grusome […]
- DizzySwag
having swag so official it makes haters dizzy i make haters seasick with my dizzyswag
- low-lying fruit
a plain jane that follows her better looking friends around and tries to sleep with their cast aways meghan got bob sh-t-faced and tried to start up a threesome with us, she is such a piece of low-lying fruit. that girl is low-lying fruit, she’s h-tting on every guy i brought here.
- stupid kids
what there’s alot of on urban dictionary.you can easily spot them because they measure how cool someone is by the number of friends you have and they make stupid s-xual references and uninformed drug references and such. stupid kids ……. get off urban dictionary! dumb f-ck a f-ck face the stupid kid is a f-cker
- lube mouse
the result of a long session of masturbation while viewing p-rn resulting in your mouse being covered in a mixture of lube, c-m and sweat john have you been spanking the monkey to p-rn again coz we have a lube mouse