lip shorts


super short shorts that girls wear, predominantly in summer. they are so short, you can almost see the girls l-b– or v-g-n- “lips”
“man! girls shorts are getting shorter every year! you can almost see her vag! my daughter better never walk out of the house wearing a pair of lip shorts like that!”

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