liquid turtle
a sh-t that’s doing its best to poke out, but you know it’s going to be pure liquid slurry.
“i had bad fish for lunch” — guy 1
“got the sh-ts eh?” — guy 2
“yeah. there was someone in the stall so i had to wait. i ended up fighting a liquid turtle.” –guy 2
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