Liquor King
the alter ego of a normally p-ssive gentleman. brought on by whiskey, this particular ethanol emperor constantly berates females, steals without remembering, and can usually be found at your local bar, post last call. they are characterized by their severely abnormal levels of alcohol intake sometimes fueled by other chemicals such as cocaine or more prevalently in the midwest crystal meth. this invariably feeds the king’s ego until said male referrers to oneself as liquor king.
i can drink more whiskey than you because i’m the liquor king!
or:
i’m the liquor king and i’m going to skull f-ck you until your eyes bleed!
or:
b-tch i’m the liquor king and i just stole your wallet lets plow!
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