Liquor Store Scruff


a term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store

popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught
-“mike you look homeless right now?”

-“i know i’m hitting the liquor store after cl-ss and as soon as i get back to my dorm i’m shaving”

-“thank god cause that liquor store scruff looked awful”

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