Liskey Dick


when one gets so wasted he basically c-ckblocks himself. people get the word liskey d-ck confused with whiskey d-ck, meaning they think one can not get an erection because they’re so drunk. this might be true with the ld syndrome, but usually the victim with ld will never know because his “in your face” mumbling and erratic behavior scares the female prey away.

example: john got so drunk sat-rday night he liskey d-cked himself.
john got so drunk last night he liskey d-cked himself!

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