lissaish
to be so beautiful you dont even know it and think your all these things but in reality you are b-e-a-u-t-f-u-l
annnnnd your names lisssssaaaaaaaaa and your beautiful
me: you are beautiful
lissa: no i am ugly and fat
me: shut up no your not your far from it your acting lissaish
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