listen to some records
an offer that is irresistible to any reasonable person that finds you attractive (i.e. an easy way to get girls to come back to your house after a party).
-record collecting in the 21st century has no purpose beyond this. the sound quality is exactly the same. i’m talking to you hi-fi nerds.
a: …we had a good time.
b: she was a babe, man. how did you get her to go back to your place?
a: i asked her if she wanted to go listen to some records.
b: money.
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