Listen Wool


a term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to reb-ttal and embarr-ss them.
dan: “okay, that’s enough, listen-”

william: “listen wool, baby, we like to f–k. f–k all the time”

dan: “no i-”

william: “we f–k all the time baby!”

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