Literary Beast


1. someone who is very good at english; someone who may never fail at english no matter what

2. someone who is good at -n-lyzing and interpreting texts
“can you tell me what david said? i don’t understand his thesis at all.”

“well, it’s simple. he’s trying to say that guys are trying to avoid talking about their feelings because they don’t want to lose all sense of masculinity, which is something they feel they should be able to always count on. is that right, david?”

“uh…yeah…”

“i only read your introduction and i got that? yes! i am such a literary beast!”

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