Literary handjob


when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it’s legitimacy
atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

theist: (insert you god here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

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