Literate kid
someone on the internet who uses perfect grammar when they talk; usually thinks highly of themselves. most literate kids only talk to other literate kids, and see anyone else as stupid.
boy1 : hey u know were i can find sum free music?
boy2 : ew, ever heard of a thing called grammar? you should try it sometime.
boy1 : cn u just tell me were i can get free music??
boy2 : yeah, when you start typing so i can understand you. dictionary.com, r-t-rd.
boy1 : d-mn literate kids…….
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