Lithuanian Beltbuckle
when a man’s load lands under the wasteband of his pants and dries, thus acting as an upholding force to the trousers, hence the term “beltbuckle”.
wheres my belt? ah f-ck it, i’ll just let my load land hear and shazaam, i got a lithuanian beltbuckle.
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