lithuanian love puddle
the lithuanian love puddle is where you have s-x with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. it’s called ‘lithuanian’ because women from that region love s-x, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a m-ssive wet patch behind!
sammy, i took that girl i met back to my place last night and i ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. anyway the next morning i got up and she had left a “lithuanian love puddle” all over the kitchen floor. lucky i cleaned it up before the dog did hey!
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