Lithuanian Mountain Pie Smash


the act of vomiting onto a s-xual partner’s p-n-s and then promptly mounting and riding it.
joe: dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
james: how?
joe: she gave me a lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.

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