Lithuanian Steam Blanket


an s-xual occurrence in which, while in the midst of taking a girl from behind, one involuntarily rejects the contents of their stomach all over the girl’s back. this sudden regurgitation creates a small haze of steam as it cools and covers her back.
i had 12 shots of whiskey, 2 four lokos, and a bud light before we did it doggy style and projectile vomited all over that b-tch’s back. it was the best lithuanian steam blanket i’ve ever given.

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