Litreally
unlike literally (the term is constantly misused by morons) litreally means “in actuality, this really happened”. used when you reach a good/surprising part of the story and you want to stress that what you are saying really happened (litreally, not literally).
john – “and then she litreally took off her top and jumped into the pool”
amanda – “he litreally had a d-ck smaller than my thumb”.
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