he has a little ding dong
when you fart into your hand and hold your hand that has the raunchy fart in onto somebody’s mouth and nose. hey, ryan, watch me b-ttercuff the kid in front of me when we get on the school bus.
through every -sshole on the planet you fall for one person and you want nothing more than to spend a millennium with them cuddling (or smashing whatever works for you) f-ck every one im going unums-xual
- naisal s*x
the action of which a d-ck is “inserted” in to a female’s nose bro i just got naisal s-x from hannah backer dog she dead wot
too be super tweaked out he was gackadoodledoo
after jerking off you wipe up the c-m with a sponge. let the sponge harden. after it hardens, during s-x you slap your partner in the face with the hardened c-mbob. spongebob: last night showed sandy why they call me c-mbobsquarepants