Little Hitler


a little hitler is a self-important tosspot who thinks he’s in charge. someone who makes up arbitrary and/or self-serving rules and has a tantrum if they aren’t obeyed. they tend to have a park-keeper/traffic-warden mentality; rules are law and rules come first. they can’t handle people who threaten their authority.
wayne’s running a tournament..

wayne: you didn’t spell the name right, jim. you’re out.
baz: that’s unfair, wayne. you know what he meant.
wayne: you’re out too!
baz: ya stupid little hitler.
little hitler is a shaving and tr-mm-ng short of a women’s pubic area.this leaves a small short haired patch of hair that looks like a mustache. although most men prefer women with shaved p-ssy, the little hitler is a second best.
check out the little hitler on that babe!!
the european version of the dirty sanchez
the little hitler is when you stick your finger up a womans b-m, pull it out then draw a moustache over her upper lip
when someones sleeping a person sticks their finger in thier -ss and wipes p–p on their upper lip in the form of hitlers mustache
craig woke up with a little hitler

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