Little Langley
probably the gayest school in all of northern virginia. 90% of the kids have their mommies do their homework for them and than get into good high schools which they flunk out of in a month. they think they’re smart as sh-t but the academics actually suck harry b-lls. the guys there all act like they hook up with girls outside of school but truth is they haven’t even had their first kiss. n-body likes them but they think they’re are bad-sses
little langley guy: yeah dude i was fingering some cooper chic at the pool the other day and i didn’t even know her name!
other little langley kid: broooo no wayyy ur so sick but i like tots got head from this longfellow chic it was raaad.
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