Little League World Series
when you shove 9 fingers into a lady. preferably more of your non dominant hand. your dominant thumb then rubs the cl-torus while you yell “hey batta batta”!
i almost did a doublefist but opted for the little league world series.
for baseball-playing kids: something to strive for.
for anybody above fifteen: a ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.
for kellogs frosted flakes, and espn: an eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.
the little leaguer from the american team went up to the plate. bases loaded, one out, bottom sixth, 1-1 tie, little league world series world championship. the little leaguer gets a hit, bouncing right by the opposing shortstop, giving the american team the victory and making the little leaguer an international celebrity because of a stupid hit.
p.s. the opposing shortstop went back to j-pan, changed his name, and became an emo.
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