we had one dude in there who’d been in the taliban, and he was celebrated. he got caught because he fell asleep when he was supposed to be detonating a tank. he was waiting so long that he fell asleep, and the u.s. found him with this bomb in his hand and he said he got tortured by the cia for 40-something days. with no clothes on, in the cold. and he never gave no names, so the u.s. let him go.
this was his little legend.
- relationship thing
when you are almost dating someone or talking to someone. it means lowkey dating. i heard ashley and harrison are a relationship thing because they’ve been talking a lot! they are so cute!
someone who thoroughly enjoys a full body wax or a wax of their genitals muhammad is such a cnuk. jesse eisenberg lookalike always has his b*lls waxed
a kick-*ss game made in 2015. it has some sort of a vibe from another amazing game, super smash bros. it contains fighting content and weapons. there are ton osf hero’s too play as! also it consists of dodging and throwing. (dodging barely works half the time d:) i cant dodge!! stupid brawlhalla!!
- kia forte
race car what do you think this is? a civic? h*ll naw. that kia forte is a race car.