little mermaid


the coolest disney movie ever
the feminine reb-ttal to being the victim of a superman by their male partner.

the act of little mermaiding is completed when the female m-st-rb-t-s and squirts on her sleeping partners face.

this usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
last night my husband gave me a superman. i was so mad at him that tonight i soaked him with the little mermaid.
while you’re having s-x with a female from behind in the bathroom and when you’re about to -rg-sm you pick her up in lay on top of her in bath tub full of water and hold her head under water.
as i was doing julie from behind in the bathroom i started to orgams so i man handled her up in the air and, splash splash splash was all you heard! like a fish in a barrel…only she was my little mermaid.
a woman whose p-ssy smells so bad the cats follow her.
i got a hookup with a little mermaid last night and now i have

to throw my mattress out!!!!!!!!
its when a girl gives you oral s-x when your driving a boat

dan: hey guys i got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
aaron: thats tight
david robinson, formerly of the san antonio spurs.
the “little mermaid” had a double-double last night.
a horrible movie produced by what can only be described as a plauge of the earth, yes, disney.

note: upon further inspection of the original cover, a tower of the castle is shaped like a p-n-s.
“i just saw the little mermaid!”
“you f-g!” -kills first person-

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