Little Sperm Thrombosis
this is when you use the “withdrawel method” during s-x.
your boyfriend pulls out his mr benjamin and flaps it onto your stomach and c-ms.
the little sperm start to throb on the girls stomache causing “little sperm thrombosis”!
luke: im coming babe!
nat: well get it out then!!
luke: what?? (-rg-smic)
nat: i dont want to be preggers!
luke: ok (flaps it out)
nat: thanks babe!
luke: im still gunna come though!
nat: my mouths open!
luke: (releaved) too late!
nat: aww look at the little sperm!
luke: aww! its little sperm thrombosis!
nat: bless!
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