Little Tummy Syndrome (LTS)
a genetic birth disorder with the following symptoms:
small stomach
small gastrointestinal capacity
lacking the ability to complete a meal or snack
becomes full easily or remains full for extended periods of time after a meal.
little tummy syndrome (lts) effects approximately
11% of the us population
0.1% of southerns
“man, i can’t finish my frozen yogurt.”
“why not?”
“because i have little tummy syndrome (lts).”
“that blows.”
“i’m envious of people, who can eat a lot because of my lts.”
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