Liver Belt
the reverse of a strap on d-ld-. turns the wearer from pitcher to catcher.
the strap part is basically the same however instead of a d-ld- being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. a guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to f-ck the coiled liver. ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).
if you are like portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
gal: “my p-ssy really hurts tonight.”
guy: “ok, let me warm up the ol’ liver belt”
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