Liver Bruiser


referencing a man who has such a large p-n-s that one could compare its size to a baby arm. that is long and thick with a mushroom head.
i may have to go to the er today after the pounding clevon gave my -ss last night with his liver bruiser. he went so deep i thought his load would c-m out my nose.

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