lixanne is a one of a kind girl who loves her social life. she talks to her her friends everyday and makes plans with them. but although she loves people and talking, she is always ready to put her social life aside when it comes to school. she is a straight a student and works very hard to be good and get good grades in school.
person 1 “how come lixanne isn’t around today? i wanted to hang out!”
person 2 “she’s at school working to keep her grades up! but don’t worry, there’s always another day. lixanne never leaves a friend hanging!”
- sewer skewer
when you put poo all over your p-n-s , and someone eats it off in the fashion of eating a skewer. who’s hungry ? it’s not a bbq but i’m serving sewer skewers!
courageous and brave i am chimaraoke
- adam dunn
calling someone a “dunn” or “adam dunn” is a reference to former mlb player adam dunn who is known for having the second most strikeouts in baseball history. therefore a “dunn” is usually someone who strikes out a lot in different aspects of life, usually when it comes to girls. -sh-t did ryan dunn it […]
- slurpy dough
what you find under a fat person’s neck. when grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.
- acid diarrhea
a form of diarrhea that burns like fire, often due to excessive wiping necessitated by frequent gastrointestinal distress, spicy foods which leave behind residue on the sensitive tissue of the -n-s, or food processing too quickly through the digestive system and thus the stomach acid not being neutralized like it normally would and acid being […]