when you scramble every starting letter of a word in a sentence.
are you lixering?
wo. ny whuld wou yoask?
this is why you are a disgrace to grammar school.
a very tall guy with a fun personality. he’s very smart and loves to play basketball. he is p*ssionate,funny, and very attractive. date tall guys named efton you get s*xy babies
- the trump merkin
when a sh*m*l* gathers up the hair clippings after mr. trump gets a haircut. she then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. then, the sh*m*l* proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heteros*xual male into her lair. during s*xual arousal, the sh*m*l*’s phallus protrudes through […]
- foot path
when a man stick’s his foot so far up a girls v*g*n* that he could tickle his/her belly b*tton from the inside “hey bro did you give her/him a foot path last night”
- brown dodgeball
both partner swallows large amounts of laxative, then fills water balloons up with their diarrhoea. while nude they then proceed to pelt each other with diarrhoea water balloons. when all the fecal filled water balloons runs out, both partners then have to proceed to ingest all remaining diarrhoea that is on the other partner. 1. […]