lizanne


lizanne is a beautiful person that brings happiness to everyone she meets. lizanne is entertaining, funny, and always a blast to talk to. one who has befriended lizanne should thank the heavens for it.
ever since i met you lizanne, i’ve been happier than i have ever been in my life.
one of a kind. good in bed – often reffered to as a g-ddess. a great friend that cares about people. a very loyal friend. shes someone who can always make you smile and knows her way around your head. easy to love.
she’s such a lizanne
lizanne is what happens to you when you are drinking a beverage (mostly alcoholic) and you burst out laughing and the beverage comes out of your nose and you spit on everyone!
the result: being sticky and your nose burns for one week and 3 nights….
“someone told me about an umbilical cord kebab served to people who enjoys hurting girls – i laughed so hard i lizanned – and my nose is still burning!!”

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