Lizbeanism


living a new, uncluttered life where you accomplish your goals. treating your personal life more like your work life. where you are a “dyk- against the rising waters of medicority”.

not related to lesbianism despite the similarilities.

primarily for people named liz. a philosophy designed by liz lemon of 30 rock.
liz lemon: i’ve got a new life philosophy that i call, lizbeanism. lizbeanism means that i am a dyk-… against the rising waters of mediocrity.

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