Lizzied
to get really,really drunk
friend 1: are you getting lizzied on friday night?
friend 2: totally
to give false directions, particularly to old people or people you don’t like.
dude. julian, that old couple asked me where the presbyterian church was….i lizzied them and gave them directions to the adult video store. score.
to get lizzied is to be disgraced in a s-xual manner. you have no morals, and by that dissapoint all those around you. when being lizzied you don’t uphold your family name, and are just terrible. many men have said, “to be lizzied, is to be f-cked really hard”
as i was walking through the alley, out of the corner of my eye i saw one girl getting lizzied by this homeless man.
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