LJ Ford


an lj ford (meaning lacking juice) is usually a male creature that is unable to produce s-m-n, mainly due to the continuous rubbing of its own genitals. an lj ford is usually the type of creature you see near cliffs and wishing for a better life, they also have a strong tendency to be gay. an lj ford may also be seen with many other outcasts such as the elusive skaltum.
i think im an lj ford
well stop rubbing it then

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