Llama-Bear


a petname used to annoy, humiliate and terrify your most loved mexican boys. it is could also be llama-llama-bear, lovely-llama-bear, or just allama-bear. it is more effective if you say it in your flirtiest high pitched voice possible.
callie: i love you my llama-bear!
alam: i’m not your llama-bear you stupid pinche gringa!
callie: see i told you, you love me!
alam: beesh! ugh. i’m not even going to try.

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