llama bubble
(noun) 1. the radius that cannot be crossed when dealing with a llama. upon getting too close to a llama, said animal will act unpredictably. 2. a person’s personal sp-ce. upon tresp-ssing into this zone without permission may cause said person to act in an unpleasant manner towards the tresp-sser. syn: comfort zone, elbow room
example 1:
irrational zoo patron: “here, llama, llama, llama…” -moves in to pet llama on top of head-
llama: -spitting blood from eyes; stomping on izp’s feet, then naughty-bits, then face- “screeeee!!!! screeeee!!!”
quizzical zoo patron: “dude, what happened here?”
aloof zoo patron: “dumb–ss b-st-rd – he breached the llama bubble”
example 2:
slightly drunk party-goer: “oh, wow, dude – is that leather?” -touches exceedingly drunk party-goer’s jacket sleeve-
exceedingly drunk party-goer: “what the f^<{, brah? do i even know you?" -proceeds to get medieval on llama bubble offender-
slightly high party-goer: "why is that dude getting his beer crammed in his -ss?"
exceedingly high party-goer: "awww, dude, i saw the whole thing! the one dude with the beercan in his -ss comes up to the other dude in the suede jacket and, like, gets all in his llama bubble..."
(noun) 1. the radius that cannot be crossed when dealing with a llama. upon getting too close to a llama, said animal will act unpredictably. 2. a person's personal sp-ce. upon tresp-ssing into this zone without permission may cause said person to act in an unpleasant manner towards the tresp-sser. syn: comfort zone, elbow room
example 1:
irrational zoo patron: "here, llama, llama, llama..." -moves in to pet llama on top of head-
llama: -spitting blood from eyes; stomping on izp's feet, then naughty-bits, then face- "screeeee!!!! screeeee!!!"
quizzical zoo patron: "dude, what happened here?"
aloof zoo patron: "dumb--ss b-st-rd - he breached the llama bubble"
example 2:
slightly drunk party-goer: "oh, wow, dude - is that leather?" -touches exceedingly drunk party-goer's jacket sleeve-
exceedingly drunk party-goer: "what the f^<{, brah? do i even know you?" -proceeds to get medieval on llama bubble offender-
slightly high party-goer: "why is that dude getting his beer crammed in his -ss?"
exceedingly high party-goer: "awww, dude, i saw the whole thing! the one dude with the beercan in his -ss comes up to the other dude in the suede jacket and, like, gets all in his llama bubble..."
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