Llama eater


the one that wears ‘the pants’ in the relationship; takes control / takes the powerful role while the other is quiet and obedient. the llama eater ‘eats’ the llama.
‘yo, alexia is such a llama eater, look at her chompin’ on gray’s head.’
‘i disagree, gray is a feirce jaguar, he ain’t no llama. he’d eat alexia in a heartbeat.’

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