llewelyn
(vb.) to twist one’s ankle then call an ambulance out of general patheticness.
person 1: hey, i heard llewe llewelyned the other day!
person 2: well, i guess he’ll be subject to ridicule then.
llewelyn is that nicest, sweetest, person ive ever met, he treats me so well, to bad he isnt my boyfriend:(, i lvoe him very much, he is my s-xi superman, and he is my idol that rocks my socks!
omg, i love llewelyn so much, he is everything!
greatest person in the whole entire widest world:d i love him with all my heart, he rocks my socks that fall off right babe:p, llewelyn is the coolest, smartest, s-xiest, man i know and i love him to death -mwah-
a hot, s-xi, man, that i want to bang:p
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