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  a phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting. a friend of mine had -n-l with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper -sshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. he received a lot of awkward stares…..

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  submitting, in some form, your friend’s name as a definition on urban dictionary inundated by defriendinitions, it is understandable that occasionally a few get by the editors.

• degayification

  the act of turning someone straight; as noted by critic becca about the movie “saved”. becca thought nic was gay, so she sent him to degayification camp to attempt to turn him straight.

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