LMC
an acronym for lick my c-nt, commonly used on the internet.
“lmc, beeeeatch!” said the jealous girl with oral herpes.
like my comment
john (status): lms for a cool wall post
sarah (comment): only if you lmc first
lower-middle cl-ss; used by sn-bbs.
oh, lookie at zat lmc girl …. let’s point and laugh at ’er!!!
“let me see” or “let me ‘c'”, used to inform others in a chat room that you are checking, or looking for something, and may not be avaliable for a very short period of time.
dim33 : did you get the message?
jerry_21 : lmc
low marble count. a condition of non compos mentis or occasional, mental deterioration. aaadd, aging adult attention deficit disorder, occasional forgetfulness, and destinesia are other symptoms.
due to our advancing l. m. c. my friend barb and i give each other a fresh bag of marbles on our birthdays.
last-minute charlie (or charlotte). when you’re on a bus and the bus is ready to leave, you’ll often see these people running to catch the bus. very annoying when you’re in a hurry and the green light is about to change to red.
d-mn! i’m late for work and we’ve got the green light but there are five lmc’s coming up. we’ll be stuck for five minutes when the light changes!
meaning “like my c-ck.” used mostly in speech, rather than on the internet. the term was first coined by the infamous rolldogs.
“wow, today has been really long and hard, lmc!” or “dude, i left your guitar hero controller in the hot car and now it’s curved, lmc!”
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