loadblower


1) n. a female who enjoys performing f-ll-t– on (blowing) men for the sole purpose of being able to swallow loads of c-m (sperm -j-c-l-t-d at point of -rg-sm). some women do have this acquired taste for s-m-n, while others seem to just plain old like it.

2) n. an derogitory insult referring especially to men. a loadblower can be a suckup, brownnoser, or someone who has offended you.
1) guy 1: how’s your new girlfriend?
guy 2: oh, aleta? she’s a loadblower.
guy 1: lucky, i wish my girlfriend was a loadblower, but she never swallows.

2) guy 1: bill clinton was a loadblower, he probably only got elected by blowing everyone in congress.
guy 2: no way man, bush is the loadblower, the selfish b-st-rd managed to blow tony blair, but he neglects his own wife.

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