Loaf Poaching
1. the act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.
2. the act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as hunter van pelt from jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their sh-t.
1. bro, i was camping last weekend and after i was done cooking the beans, i took the leftover water and took a dump in it.
dude, yes, i love loaf poaching
2. ricky is in the bathroom right now, i want to play a prank on him, what should i do.
you should absolutely poach his loaf man.
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