loafed
to get wasted. short for the term “meatloafed.”
we’re gettin loafed tonight
a state of ultimate laziness forcing you to waste the day away by doing nothing…at all.
i’m so loafed today, i only left my couch twice, once to get a snack and twice to sh-t.
the act of getting slapped in the face with someones’ loafer.
i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.
the feeling of being in the euphoria of taking any prescription drug like anti-depressants, anxiety medications, muscle relaxers, opiates or acetametophines while lounging around lifeless but straight as vuck chillin hard
“im so loafed right now my dude, those white 2mg sticks are whats god”
to overly soil or excrete a visibly solid m-ss in one’s pants.
oh man! did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?
to be the recipient of a dutch oven
my husband had 5 tacos right before he came to bed. i got loafed all night.
to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect.
jerome said my mom was a fat,slimy ho, so i loafed him in the chest and gave homeboy an asthma attack.
david got loafed in his bottom lip for talkin sh-t.
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