Loafenity Prayer
loafenity prayer:
g-d, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday
the courage to nap for hours on end
and the hammock to do it in.
i got p-ssed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of ch-r-s around the house today. so i said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.
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