loaner boner


a guy who can fill in for you when your girl wants to have s-x and, for whatever reason, you are unable to handle the deed. a guy who will loan you his bone so your chick doesn’t trip, and then will leave when the job is done.
girl: what’s wrong baby?

boy: i don’t know…i guess i’m tired or something.

girl: should i send dude a text and see what he is doing right now? maybe he has a loaner b-n-r i can use tonight?

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