lobamatized


the state of having one’s prefrontal cortex removed with an icepick so as to ensure one’s vote for obama.
after the operation successfully turned them into obambies, obama’s lobamatized base campaigned with brainless enthusiasm for “the one.”
a mental condition characterized by an habitually uncritical and reverential att-tude towards the personality, words, and actions of barack obama.
a significant percentage of the press have become thoroughly lobamatized.
the widespread political practice started in 2007 that deprives a majority of the population of sensitivity, vitality and (most importantly) intelligence.
bob – who did you vote for?
joe – obama
bob – wtf?
joe – he’s going to change things.
bob – dude, you’ve been lobamatized!
the condition of having half your brain removed and the other half turned to jelly with no on/off switch to control veneration of the 44th president
anyone who blindly loves pres. obama has been lobamatized.

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