lobbed balls
a condition (one can have “lobbed b-lls” in the same way one can have a bad cold) in which the person has not had s-x in a long time, but desires it.
similar to “blue b-lls”, but usually more severe. cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual s-x.
jim: what’s wrong with dean? he’s being a total douche canoe!
grant: oh, don’t mind him. his girlfriend’s been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed b-lls.
jim: oh, that sucks for him.
randall: i can’t believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! everything sucks! i just want her back!
leo: now, wait. is that you talking, or the lobbed b-lls?
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